You've probably heard the news by now that Apple is a fucking Profit Jabberwocky that feasts on the doubts of naysayers and drinks the blood of AT&T analysts from Jefferies.
But here's some color and a few interesting takes on this evening's report, the one where Apple basically said "No new phone, no problem, because iOwn you."
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